On sports radio, discussing college signing day:
"This isn't horseshoes, second doesn't count."
Umm…it's "close" that doesn't count in horseshoes, not "second"
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On sports radio, discussing college signing day:
"This isn't horseshoes, second doesn't count."
Umm…it's "close" that doesn't count in horseshoes, not "second"
Sent from my iPhone

In the Subway, filling up my soda cup:
Guy #1: You know, I actually watched some of the president’s speech last night
Guy #2: Yeah, I started to, and then I remembered how much I hate him.